Zack & Miri make a porno

Sweater: Vintage via eBay
Stirrup Leggings: Taiwan
Shoes: I actually wore them with my grey boots.. I have issues with taking pictures with shoes because I don’t want to track mud/dirt onto my carpet. That’s why I’m barefoot in most of my pictures.

I feel like this sweater is Mondrian if he were to ever try acid. As in neon colors. They make me ridiculously happy.

In any case, this is what I wore to see Zack & Miri make a porno with The Boyfriend this weekend. I thought it would be hilarious because it has porno in its title and that makes me giggle, but it was really completely terrible! The Boyfriend agrees, and he usually likes Seth Rogan and silly immature body fluid humor. So really, do yourself a favor and do NOT see this movie.

Rating: out of 5. There was one scene in which Justin Long was delightfully flamboyant, and that made the movie for me.

Licensed!

I got my driver’s license today, WOOHOO!!

I nearly failed the test though, I think. I failed at parallel parking twice and missed every single turn single after getting all flustered and nervous because my tester was like “you don’t want to ride the brake through the turn, the people behind you will think you’re going to stop!” and I panicked and thought I was going to fail. But I didn’t apparently, which is perhaps a miracle, but I’m not complaining.

I’m not sure if there’s anything more relaxing, since I drive far below the speed limit and only to the three places I know how to get to, which are my school, my job, and the post office. I may need to add The Boyfriend’s house to that list soon, because I usually make him come to me, but we’ll see if I can handle memorizing the routes from my house to four different places.

Anyways, I didn’t post what I wore for Election Day 2008 because I was being all emotional and caught up in the moment, but here’s what I wore. I tried to go for all blue, since I’m a super liberal, like basically every other young person in America, but I didn’t own enough blue things and just went for the primary colors. Not sure how I feel about that yet.

Blazer: Vintage
Dress (As top): Forever21
Skirt: Forever21
Tights: Taiwan

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to begin planning my 48-state road trip!

Obama!

I’m proud to say that I donated $5 to his campaign, because although it really is absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things, it makes me feel even more part of something amazing. And by something amazing I mean change, man. America is way overdue for some change. I’m beyond ecstatic right now, because even though my family is going to get taxed more because we’re apparently part of the 1% that controls 34% of the wealth, I can taste a better future.

Barack Obama makes me super, super proud to be American.

Barack the vote

Turtleneck: Forever21
Jeans: Pacsun
Boots: Kenneth Cole
Necklace: Profmittens

If you’re American, make sure to go vote tomorrow. I’m not going to say who I would vote for (God, I wish I could vote) but let’s just say that I’d love some B.O. right about now.

Happy 15th birthday Joanne!

So, that was a really prolonged absence. I got incredibly caught up with the busy-ness of everything.

Anyhow, it was my sister’s little little sister’s birthday today. Last year, I shook her awake at midnight and was all “HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY!!!” and she was all like “Doode, I’m 14.” But this year I remembered how old she was. We celebrated by buying her a lovely cheesecake, which looked a helluva lot better than the one she and I made our mom for her 47th birthday.

Other than cake eating, we didn’t really do much except for take hilariously embarassing pictures. I promised her I wouldn’t publicize them, so instead of posting them here for an untold number of strangers to gawk at, I’ll just upload them to the “Just to embarass Joanne” album I have on Facebook so all her friends and people who know her can see them!

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