About

Name: Shen-Shen Wu
Age: 17
Birthdate: July 21st, 1991
Sign: Cusp of Cancer/Leo

If you don’t feel like reading this in its entirety, you should just skip down to the random facts. They represent me the best, and they’re almost constantly updated.

Physical

I’m of average height (5′4.5″) although I look short because I have a long torso and stumps for legs. It may also be because I’m often with The 6′2″ Boyfriend. I have very bony shoulders, and thin hair. My boobs make me feel good about myself. I have a square jawline. Until recently, my left eye was smaller than my right eye.. Then it just fixed itself. I’m Asian. I’m not athletic at all. I should be fatter than I am, considering how much and the kinds of foods I eat.

Personality

I’m facetious, awkward, confident, vivacious, friendly, ambitious, passionate, opinionated, stubborn, emotional, honest, dramatic. I am sometimes judgmental, although I try not to be; I am generally open-minded. I am mature for my age, but my inner 5 year old is easily awakened. I am easily angered, easily amused, easily surprised, easily won over, easily disappointed, easily upset. One might call that moody, but I’d like to call it merely emotional. I know myself quite well, and sometimes when there are lulls in conversation that I feel like I need to fill, I resort to talking about myself, which isn’t always a good thing. I like to think I’m funny, but sometimes I’m not quite sure, because I make bad jokes and I laugh at things that are only funny to me. I’m going to humor myself by saying that I have a dry sense of humor.

Faves

Will get to this later.

Shen-Shen, a History

2008: Finally got my permit, and can now drive with my parents in the car. Realized that once every year, after my hair gets nice and long, I decide to chop it all off in favor of a shorter haircut that I quickly tire of. Almost get to party with the cast and crew of Transformers 2.

2007: Starting dressing better midway through the year. Turned 16 and had a water balloon fight at my sweet sixteen.

2006: Had my heart broken in March. Happened over a fight about comparing his friend to a midget from a French movie (I think it was the straw that broke the camel’s back sort of thing). Sucked a lot. Liked a bunch of gross guys rebounding. Was really tan and in shape all summer from swimming daily at my grandparent’s house in California. Got back together with boyfriend in September.

2005: Went to Quebec with my 8th grade French class. Had my hair streaked with really ugly poopy orange, but thought I looked hot. Started high school, had my first kiss :).

2004: Was obsessed with big words. I moved to New Jersey, USA, in the middle of 7th grade, and was angry and emo for quite some time. Had a lot of embarrassing, random crushes.

2001: Woke up early on September 11th to my mom talking frantically with her friend who lived in the States. The World Trade Center had just been attacked, and I watched on the TV. Could kinda comprehend the gravity of what was going on. During morning prayer that morning, we prayed for the victims.

2000: Vaguely understood all the fuss about Y2K. Upgraded to plaid kilts and a peter pan blouse for my uniform, which I thought was really cool.

1998: I wrote in a diary as a seven year old, incorrectly spelling “necklace” as “necklas” and thinking I was all that.

1997: Switched to a little private Catholic school, distinctly remember getting in trouble for headbutting a guy into a power outlet (he cried). Got to wear cute little plaid tunics as my uniform. Princess Diana died, I believe. Raised baby chicks as a class, they all died.

1996: Moved to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Lived in a little apartment on the ground floor because my mom didn’t want me and my little sister running around and annoying anyone below us. This may have been the year with the huge snow storm. Two feet of snow piled high in our garden. Loads of fun. Started kindergarten in public school, had a crush on a boy named Sam. Also got plenty of splinters from the wood chips on the playground and got stung by a bee that wanted my juice.

1995: Mom threw me a huge party in San Fransisco’s Golden Gate Park. There was a clown on stilts, and over a hundred people. Which is silly, since I was four-years-old and I don’t remember a thing. How did I even know that many people??

1994: Watched The Lion King every day while eating a hard-boiled egg. Built forts out of cushions and put my portable potty in the middle as my thrown. I think it was this year that I got into a fight with a boy at my daycare in the sandbox over my shovel. He hit me with it behind my ear and I had to get stitches.

1993: Little sister Joanne was born. Yay

1991: Was born on July 21st sometime in the late morning in Taipei, Taiwan, which was a Sunday. So I’m bonny and blithe and good and gay, as that old poem goes. My real name (Chih-Hsuan) means jade, so I’m precious and green too. Moved to San Fransisco, California before I turned one.

Random Facts

I adore adore adore adore adore adore George Clooney and Megan Fox.

I hate the smell of latex.

I want to be in a flash mob.

I dream of traveling the world.

I hate feet.

I’m a little scared of holes.

I love mini marshmallows, apple sauce, cheese, mini M&Ms.

I love airplane food, and just everything about airplanes. I’m going to join the mile high club some day

I want to play Japanese Tetris.

I love coffee table books.

I kinda wish I had been around in the 60s.

Colors can make me ridiculously happy.

Whenever I get out of a car, I think “If I were a celebrity, there would be millions of my crotch shots floating around.” I fail at getting out of cars like a lady.

I hate captchas.

One of my life goals is to get every single Disney character’s autographs.

I enjoy using nouns as verbs.

Another one of my life goals is to paint a really really lovely birdhouse.

And I also want to decorate a moleskine really nicely.

I think Severus Snape is really sexy. I don’t care if you can no longer read my blog because of this, that man is sexy.